Kufembera kwaSt Andrew kwemuroyi wemazuvano!

Dzvanya nhamba yaAndrew!

Danho rakanyanya kuoma rekutanga... Unogarwa nechando here pakufunga kufonera munhu uyu? Asi kune rumwe rutivi, zvinoedza uye kuyedza kufona uye kukumbira musangano? Kana usina chokwadi kana iri zano rakanaka nekuti unonzwa kunge uchabiridzira, siya foni mumaoko ekupedzisira. PaZuva raSt. Andrew, tora mapepa maviri makuru epepa, chidimbu chiduku cheglue, chimwe chinhu chekunyora uye foni. Pane rimwe bepa, nyora kuti: FANA. Pachipiri: USAFANA. Dhirowa museve pabepa diki. Isa makadhi makuru patafura. Namata pepa rine museve pacheji woiisa pakati pakati pemapepa maviri. Vhara maziso. Pindura foni yako sebhodhoro. Vhura maziso ako. Uye unoonei? Unotoziva zvokuita here? Kana kuti chii chiri nani kusaita? Nokuti ndiani anoziva? Zvichida izvi mumwe munhu achazvidaidza chero nguva ...

Andrzejki - Fungidzira rudo rwako. 

Zvinonzi musoro haurwadzi kubva panguva yenzvimbo tsvene. Zvakaipisisa, kana mamiriro ezvinhu aya akabatanidzwa nechisarudzo chemoyo. Chii chinotamba mumweya wemurume?

Iwe unonzwa here kuti moyo wako unorova nekukurumidza kana iwe ukaona ma profiles evakawanda vevateveri vako pane yekufambidzana saiti kwauri kutsvaga rudo? Uye iwe bhokisi nepfungwa dzako nekuti hauzive kuti ndiani wekupedzisira achibhejera?

Tora mapepa maduku (akawanda sezvaunenge uine ziso kune vanoda kukwikwidza) uye peni. Zvino nyora pasi zita remumwe wevateveri vako pabepa rimwe. Ita izvi nemunhu wese. Wobva wadira matikiti erotari mundiro, vhara maziso ako uye tora bepa. Iyo yaunodhirowa inoenderana neyakakodzera mumiriri.

Blond kana brunette manheru - iwe uchadzidza kubva kuna Andreevsky kushopera.

Kana kuti zvichida iwe unoda kuziva izvo nyeredzi dzakanyora kwauri pamusoro pekuonekwa kwemudiwa wako weramangwana? Achava type yako here? Kana zvakasiyana? Mushure mezvose, rudo harusarudze, uye ramangwana rinogona kuburitsa chakavanzika pamberi. Naizvozvo, cheka mafoto evarume vakasiyana kubva kumagazini emavara uye makatalogi. Vanhu vane runako runokukwezva, pamwe nevaya vausingatarise kumashure. Tarisa kukwezva pabonde pakati pevaviri. Saka: jocks, fibroids, magwenzi, mhanza, fluffy, nendebvu, ndebvu uye miromo inotsvedza ... Ipapo isa cutouts mundiro, vhara maziso ako uye dhirowa imwe yakachekwa silhouette. NAIZVOZVOWO…? Wagumbuka? Rangarira! Rudo runogona kuva bofu, asi rune mavara!

Pazuva raSaint Andrew, mhuka ichakuudza chokwadi.

Rangarira octopus yakakurumbira inonzi Paul, uyo akafanotaura mhedzisiro yemitambo yeGermany pa2010 FIFA World Cup? Wadii kushandisa patent iyi mu andrzejki? Chokwadika, hapana anorangarira kushandiswa kwechisikwa chomugungwa nokuda kweichi chinangwa. Asi imbwa kana katsi ine mhino kumunhu chisikwa chakanaka. Saka hongu kana usina chokwadi chekuti uende kudhara nemukomana mutsva nekuti unotya kuti uchafoira, print out his photo from social media tsvaga chiporofita chaVenus. nzvimbo idzi? Nyora zita rake rekutanga nerekupedzisira pabepa. Zvadaro swedera kune quadruped wakabata mufananidzo kana bepa rine zita mumaoko ako. Anoita sei? Muswe waMerda? Kana zvakasiyana? Haana hanya, haaiti? Uye chete ikozvino teerera kune izvo inzwi remoyo wako rinotaura.

Iyo nharembozha inofanirwa kutipa nhamba yefoni, asi isu hatitendi mune masangana! Maererano nenhamba, tambo imwe neimwe yenhamba ine zvarinoreva.

Nzira yekuverenga nhamba?

Wedzera pamwe chete manhamba ese enhamba yefoni, uuye nawo kune imwe digit. Iyi nhamba inowanzo nzi kudedera kwefoni yako uye nemabatiro aunoita iwe nezvainofona. Kana uchangobva kusangana nemunhu uye uine nhamba dzake dzenhare, tarisa kuti muridzi werudzii. 1. Mumwe munhu akananga, ane chinangwa, anoda kurayira. Zviri kwauri kuita nguva 2. Izvi kuvimbika, kudzivirira uye hukama. Kazhinji ndeyevanhu vane moyo wakakura, asi kazhinji ishamwari chete. 3. Nhamba inogara ichibvunda nemameseji nemafoni. Zuva racho richava rakanaka, asi hausi iwe wega. Iye munhu chaiwo uye chaiwo. Rumbidzo dzakanaka hadzinzwi, dzinofanirwa kuwanikwa. Uye ivo vachave vakatendeseka 4. Nhamba yemunhu ane chaotic uye anofinha, dzimwe nguva zvishoma frivolous uye chisimba. Inogona kukufadza iwe kamwe chete, uye zvino kukushamisa iwe ... zvisingafadzi. Ichi chiziviso chemisangano mikuru, nzendo dzekuenda kumabhaisikopo, magaraji, zvinounza hutsva kuhupenyu hwako. Asi ikoko hakungavi kunonetesa here? 5. Ndiye nhamba yeakaberekwa mudzidzisi uye nyanzvi yezvepfungwa, Sedemka anogara achitaura uye achinyaradza mumwe munhu pamusoro pechimwe chinhu. Yakanakira kumisangano yekutanga, asi kumba. Yakasimba uye inogara ichifunga ... nezvemari. Anoseka, majee, anoronga uye anonyengera, asi kupfuura zvose anotsvaka kuwana mari, zvichida dzimwe nguva kune mamwe mafaro. Uku kutendeseka, kuseka, kuzviitira. Zvisinei, kana akafinhwa, anogona kupa "zviratidzo" zvinopesana, ane musoro wake mumakore uye haamubvumiri kuvaka hukama hwakasimba.  Isabela Lenkevich

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