Miss, zvitarise iwe mukusatenda uye ... kunyemwerera!

Zvinoda kuti atove muimba yekusununguka audze mukoti kuti ari kumuputira nenapukeni isiri iyo. Zvinosuruvarisa, kwemwedzi mishoma inotevera, anogona kungoreva nhema nekushivirira uye kutsungirira kusakwanisa kunonyadzisa kwevatariri vake. 

Izvo hama dzinofara dzinotora nokuda kwe "kutaura kunotapira" chaizvoizvo kunyunyuta pamusoro pehukuru hwemapuree epamba pane anotengwa muchitoro, gruel mumagaba akazadzwa nedhayi dzekugadzira, kana kunonoka kwemaminetsi mashanu mukugeza manheru. Paanongosimuka otanga kutaura, murume uyu anozvikudza anozvitutumadza anotanga kudzidzisa vabereki vake. Virgo vhiki nevhiki horoscope.

Nzvimbo yeVasikana vadiki inokonzera kutya pakati pevamwe. Varume vakuru ava havafe vakasvibisa zvipfeko zvako, vanoronga matoyi avo mune alfabheti, vanosuka ndiro nekunakidzwa uye kazhinji dzinotyisa. Kana pasina ari kuvaona, vanoedza vanun’una vavo nekuvapa psychotropics yasekuru (vane kabhuku kanokosha kavanonyora zvinenge zvabuda pa“miyedzo”) uye vanogara vachifonera dhipatimendi rehutsanana vachivakumbira kuti vatarise paimba yekudyira yechikoro. Vanopedza nguva yese yokuyaruka vachikudziridza hunhu hwavo hwekuzvarwa uye vachikudziridza kuwanda, kwakanyanya uye kunosekesa. Vamwe vasikana vachiri kuyaruka vanouya nepfungwa yakangwara ye "internal disinfection", izvo zvinoguma nekudhakwa, pamwe nekuvandudzwa kunoshamisa kwehukama hwevanhu. 

Mhandara inokwanisa kuva nehurukuro yakanaka chete mushure memabhodhoro mana akachena, pasina kutsoropodza interlocutor nokuda kwezvipikiri zvakasviba uye asingaverengi makorikori ari muhengi akarara pamberi pake.

Dai kusiri rurimi rwavo rwakapinza nepfungwa dzisina tsitsi, chokwadi vangadai vakatorerwa zvidimbu neshamwari dzepachikoro nemhaka yokuchengeta mabhuku anonyorwa zvakanaka uye kupfugamira mukuru wechikoro. Asi hapana anoshinga kusvetukira Mhandara, nekuti ndiye anonyora zvidzidzo zvekirasi yese.Mushure mekushandura chikoro kuita hofisi, zvimwe chete. MaVirgo haambononoke, haaparare, ane hungwaru, anoshanda, saVicenti Pstrovsky pane anosimudzira, uye kuwirirana ndiro zita ravo repakati. Ndokusaka vakuru vachivakudza semhuru yendarama. Virgos vanobata mari yavo yavanenge vawana zvakaoma nekungwarira. Vanotoziva kuti imarii yavanozoshandisa paKisimusi muna Kukadzi uye vanofarira kunyora, kuenzanisa nekubhadhara mabhiri nenguva. Birthday raVirgo! Heino horoscope yakakosha yegore rose.

Pamusoro pebasa, rinova revo yehupenyu hwavo, Virgos vanonzwa vasina kuchengeteka. Ascetics - gara muchitokisi chine zvidimbu zvitatu zvefenicha uye mamiriyoni emabhuku uye idya chingwa chezviyo negariki. Vanonyanya kusava netariro uye havatendi chinhu. Chitendero chinotaurwa nezvacho se "huroyi", havavimbe neshoko rimwe chete munhau uye vanotenda kuti kupenga muchiratidzo kunofanirwa kurangwa nekuputa paruzhinji padanda. Vamwe vanhu mweya yepati. MaVirgo ari pedyo ne "chiropa" kana imwe nhengo inokonzera hangover uye heartburn. Vanogona kurangarira zuva rekuzvarwa, asi ivo vanogara vachikuyeuchidza kuti nderipi. Zvakaipa, vanongotenga zvipo zvinoshanda. Vanotaura kuti kukanganisa kwavo kune vamwe uye inyanzvi dzokuramba - kupfura mumwe munhu kumusana "mukuzvidzivirira" chiratidzo chavo.Havana simba murudo, vanotya chero chikonzero. Vanotya kuti vachatengeswa, kutorwa mukana, kana kuti zvakatoipisisa, kumhanyira kune mumwe munhu asingabvi pachigaro chechimbuzi.

Vanongowira murudo nechikonzero, uye kusangana navo kwakafanana nebvunzurudzo yebasa inorema. 

Vanogutsikana kuti romanticism rudzi rwechirwere chevenereal. Vakadzi veVirgo havazoroori mumwe munhu asina kupa chirevo chebhangi chemazuva ano, kuongororwa ropa rakazara uye chitupa kubva kunyanzvi yepfungwa. Ava vanorwira kodzero dzevakadzi vave vachidzidzisa murume wavo kwemakumi emakore uye vachinyora zvikanganiso zvake zvose mubhuku rinokosha, iro richabatsira zvikuru mukurambana. Murume weVirgo akatongerwa kune vatasvi vemabhiza asingagumi, kunze kwekunge mumwe munhu akamukumbira, anoronga muchato uye anoenda naye kuchechi pachake. Painfully passive, wearily akavimbika, haambofi akakutsvoda paruzhinji "nokuti itsvina." Anoratidza manzwiro nekugeza motokari yako. Dzidza mitemo yehupenyu neVirgo. 

Vana mhandara vane hupenyu hwakaoma. Zvakakwana kuti mangwanani mapyjamas ako akapetwa zvisina tsarukano uye amai vanochema mumakona zuva rose. Vabereki vavo havavatsvode (nokuti haina utsanana), havapembereri Krisimasi (nokuti upenzi husina maturo), uye vanovaita kuti vapfeke mapantyhose kechigumi neshanu uye majuzi anotyisa akarukwa nemaoko (kuti vachengetedze mari). Chete pakuita basa remumba ivo vanobatsira zvikuru. Nezvikonzero izvi, vana vemhandara vanowanzokura sevakaraswa kana masybarite anotevera "mhandara, waini uye piano" patani.

Achiona izvi, Mhandara yakwegura inowira mukusemburwa kwakanyanya. Imba yenyukireya iri kuvakwa panzvimbo iyi uye vanobaiwa nhomba ye yellow fever, nekuti rukova rwemadhaka runoyerera pedyo. Vanoramwa mhemberero dzemhuri nekuti "Sekuru Emil imboro uye Mbuya Zyuta havageze." Nekuda kwevaraidzo, vanoridza bhaisikopo kukurukurirana kwakanaka nezvipo zvemunharaunda, vanokura orchids uye vanogamuchira akawanda Nobel Prizes, uye dzimwe mhandara, vachisarudza kuti nyika iri kuenda kugehena uye hapana chingaitwa, rongedza bhurasho remazino uye peya nhatu dzechando- chena bhurugwa mupakiti uye unogara mukati (yambukisa zvisingaite) mota/bako/yakasiiwa mafuta rig pakati peAtlantic. 

Veronica Kowalkowska