Chiedza uye Mimvuri Sagittarius

Iyo Yakanakisa uye Yakaipisisa Hunhu Hunhu hweSagittarius

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Kana amai vakatakura Sagittarius mudiki mungoro yegirosari, nzvimbo yese inowira mukufara. Wese munhu, kusanganisira vanhu vemunharaunda vasina pekugara uye muvakidzani anopokana ari pauriri hwepasi, unganidza, unganidza zvipo uye bvunza kuti warara sei nhasi.

Sagittarius anogamuchira zviziviso izvi zverudo nenyasha dzechisikigo - anopa nemoyo unoda "shanu" uye, achirevesa zvinoyevedza, anogovera kunyemwerera kunopenya kuruboshwe uye kurudyi. Iye nyeredzi yakazvarwa: inogadzirisa, inoshamwaridzana uye yakasununguka, inogara iri mune yakanaka mamiriro ...

Kuchikoro, anodzivirira shamwari dzisina simba, ane kurukurirano yetsika nedzepfungwa nomuprista, uye anokumbira mudzidzisi kuenda kunzvimbo inochengeterwa mhuka.

Shamwari yevanhu

Nekufamba kwenguva, iyo Sagittarius fan kirabhu inokura kusvika pakukura kukuru. Dai magamba aivepo chaizvo, vangangove vese vari maSagittarians. Sagittarius ndiye mufananidzo wekushivirira uye mudiwa wekusiyana - ane shamwari pakati pevasina pekugara uye machinda, schizophrenics uye vanozvipira, fairies uye nihilists.

Iyi ndiyo nhare yavo yekubatsira, bhangi rinopa zvikwereti, uye, kana zvichidikanwa, zvakare kugara kwehusiku uye snack bar. Kana mhuri ine mukurumbira yakatsamwiswa, yagumburwa neanorara transvestite muSagittarius corridor, anongotsvedza.

Maonero eruzhinji kukambani ine huchokwadi hwezvematongerwo enyika ine uko musana unorasikirwa nezita rayo rakanaka. Ndiye muvengi wehunyengeri, chiveve uye nhete-pfungwa.

Hofisi Napoleon

Ndiye shasha yekubvunzurudza basa. Mumaminetsi gumi chete, mushandirwi wenguva yemberi achadanana naye. Izvo zvinopenya mumaziso ake paanotaura nezvepfungwa dzake dzekuendesa kambani kumusoro! Anokwanisa kuronga zvese nekunyemwerera kunopenya, kurova kumusana kana kutsvoda kwakasimba paruoko.

Akanaka uye akavimbika, aive neruoko mubhizinesi rake. Chikwata chake chinowirirana kupfuura mhuri dzakawanda. Sagittarius anomutonga zvakanaka, anomukurudzira, panzvimbo yekumutarisa uye kwete kuisa mhino yake mukati make. Akashatirwa kwenguva pfupi. Haakwanisi kubvongodza.

tsvarakadenga mambokadzi uye gamba

Muchokwadi, zvakaoma kusangana neSagittarius kubva kune pabonde rakanaka pasina korona yevanouya vanoyemura. Zvisikwa zvakamupa hupombwe kubva pano kuenda kuVenus, nyasha, kuravira kwakanakisa uye chimiro chekufara.

Kuda kwemitambo kunoshandawo mukumufarira, kutsigira muviri mukurwisa simba rinokwevera zvinhu pasi uye cellulite. Uye panguva imwecheteyo, madzimai echiratidzo ichi vangori vasikana vakaenzana, shamwari dzaunogona kuenda nadzo ku opera uye kumutambo, sip champagne uye kunwa doro kubva mubhodhoro.

Vanonakidzwa nokunakidzwa kusingadzorwi, uye kunyange zvazvo vangaratidzika sevanotamba, kukunda kworudo hakusi mupfungwa dzavo. Vazhinji vakanaka vakavhunduka pavakaona kuti mukadzi uyu anoshamisa anongoda kushamwaridzana navo, kwete kurara.

Anoshivirira zvikuru uye haagayi chinhu chimwe chete - nhema. Saka, kana mukomana akawira pauropi uye akamunyengedza, ngaazvibvumire pakarepo, kana zvisina kudaro haazombomukanganwiri. Vakadzi vanofanira kurwira varume vavo, saSagittarius, mu duels.

Iye, asingazezi, acharova dribbler uyo akadana mudzimai wake "mbongoro", achimufukidza nechipfuva chake, uye ipapo, pasina kunyadziswa, pasina kunyara, kuchema mu melodrama mufirimu uye kumuendesa mumugero wetsvina kuti aponese a. katsi ine makumbo akatyoka. Musanganiswa weSuperman naCasanova.

Musanangurwa wake anonzwa sekunge ahwina lottery: nhiyo dzese dziri pamabasa ake,

asi akamusarudza! Haana tsika yekurambana, haazivi kunzwa kwegodo uye anokurudzira mudzimai wake mune zvose zvaanoita. Uye shamwari dzake ishamwari dzake.

Pwere dzekusingaperi

Sagittarians havanyatso zera. Vakadzi vakanyanya kufanana nevezera revanasikana vavo uye vanoodza mwoyo kupfuura makumi manomwe. Hongu, vanowana mafuta mashoma nezera, nekuti vanofarira kudya zvakanaka uye havadi kudya, asi kurovedza muviri nguva dzose kunovaisa muchimiro chikuru.

Vamwe vese vezera rake vari pamadondoro, vachikosora nekumedza matani emapiritsi, uye Sagittarius anoita madenderedzwa akavatenderedza pama roller skates. Iye ishamwari huru nevechidiki, saka haambobva mumarara, uye ane mazana ezviuru zvezvinhu zvinonakidza zvekuita kunze kwekugadzirisa mapikicha kana kuita rwendo rwekuenda kukiriniki.

Pakupedzisira, achiuraya mazana, anodonha kubva kune zviuru zvisere. Hafu yenyika iri munzira kuenda kumariro, uye hectoliters yemisodzi yakadururwa nevachemi inokonzera mafashamo emvura paVistula.… Uye mimvuri

chikamu che ADHD

Haasi kwesekondi imwe chete iyi bhureti rinotyisa rinokwenya kana kutsemura muromo wayo. Kunyange paanovata (uye anorara kweawa pazuva), anochera mapepa uye anon'un'una. Anobvunza avhareji yemibvunzo 100 paminiti, izvo zvakatonyanya kuipa, zvakadaro, nekuti ndangariro haisi yake simba.

Hazvina kukwana kuti abvunze vabereki vake, saka akanamatira kuna mwari wemweya wezviputi zvine mhosva, vanonwa doro pagedhi, muposita, mupurisa wedunhu ... anototaura nembwa dzakasungwa pamberi pechitoro kusvika vanotsenga tambo vofuridza. Vashandi vekudzidzisa pavanomuona vanowira mukuvhunduka - Sagittarius achavhiringidza chidzidzo chega chega nekubata-bata kwake, kudzura zviso uye mazwi anogara aripo.

Paanokumbirwa kuti apindure, anozvishamisa uye anobvunza zvine ruzha unyanzvi hwomudzidzisi, zvichiita kuti kirasi yacho iite bope. Haazivi kuti shoko rokuti “migumisiro” rinorevei, anokwira mapango emagetsi kuti afare kana kuti anoba motokari yomuvakidzani wake oityaira parwendo ... chaipo pahwindo rechitoro chiri pedyo.

Mwana asina kushandiswa

Anoda kuzvifunga semunhu asingatenderi. Asi zvechokwadi haana ruremekedzo. Anotaura nezvekuti muromo wake uchadiridza sei, uye muzita rekusatendeseka kusinganzwisisike zvinonetsa vanhu kuti vave "mafuta", "benzi" uye "slutty". Anomira pamusoro wake kuti arege kupomerwa mhosva yekurerwa kwakanaka - anopika semugadziri weshangu uye anotaura majee asina kuchena zvokuti vaizosema Berlusconi pachake.

Anoenda kumutambo weopera akapfeka tracksuit, uye kana nharembozha yake ikarira panguva yemuchato weshamwari dzake, anoitora zvinyoronyoro otaura kusvika pakupera kwemisa, achidurura kutuka. Ane chokwadi chokuti haaparadziki, saka anoenda kumitambo yepamusoro-soro uye anopedza yakawanda yenguva yake akapurasitwa kubva kumusoro kusvika kutsoka.

Kunyanya kusava nehanya uye kusava nehanya, kutaura zvazviri anoramba ari mukomana asina kushandiswa uye asingazive miganhu mune chero chinhu - ingave yebonde, kudzvanya gasi pedal kana kushandisa mari. Zvaanofarira kunakidzwa nazvo zvinosanganisira kunwa chiedza chemwedzi chinogona kuuraya uye kuenda kunzvimbo dzaigona kumera maamoeba muura make kana kudyiwa nemakarwe.

Haakwanise kuve shamwari neakajairika Homo sapiens. Kana iwe usina delirium tremens, iwe hausi transsexual, kwete kleptomaniac, kana angangoita murwi anozvipira, saka hauna chekutarisa mukirabhu yake.

Snob uye lekkoduch

Haadi chaizvo kushanda, asi, zvinosuruvarisa, anofanira kudaro. Urombo hunomudzvinyirira, uye wadhiropu yakachipa inokonzera cirrhosis yechiropa. Kune rimwe divi, kana awana mari, anoizunza saMarie Antoinette pamberi peChimurenga cheFrance. Anotenga dupes asina kutarisa mitengo, anowira kune matipi evatengesi, haazive (uye haadi kuziva) chii chisungo, penjeni kana ZUS.

Anoedza kuvhara gomba mubhajeti remhuri nekupedza husiku hwese patafura yeroulette. Akaita rombo rakanaka nekuti ainyengerera munhu wese waaigona kubasa uye pamwe aisazodzingwa basa.

Saka ko kana asingakwanisi, asingaverenge zvibvumirano zvaanosaina, uye achimushoropodza seakaitwa laminate? Asi akanaka sei uye majee aanotaura, achibuda mumaminitsi gumi oga oga kweawa imwe chete yokuzorora!

Miss Poduschalsk uye mukomana ane misikanzwa

Hapana uye hapana anogumbura varume saBaba-Sagittarius. Mapuranga eToto anopendwa uye anoiswa padivi, semakwati ezvipembenene pamutambo wesango, ane guvhu rakachekwa. Anonamira kune vakomana, anozevezera munzeve dzavo uye zviremwaremwa eyelashes enhema, uye ipapo ... kurohwa pamakumbo avo. Kusachena kwakadini - kubata mukadzi akachena pamabvi! Uye murombo, waakapotsa amudzipa nechipfuva chake chakashama miniti yapfuura, anofanira kushivirira kuravira. Sezvineiwo, hazvigumire ipapo.

Mai Sagittarius vane murume ikoko, asi haateereri zvakanyanya kwaari, nokuti akanyanya kubatikana kunyengera nyika yose. Anovenga kushamwaridzana kwevakadzi nokuti haasunungurwi nemishonga yake uye haaite maziso ane mafuta pakuonekwa kwake. Haabiki kudya kwemanheru, mumba make makaita manyama amire nerongo, muhoro wake nemuhoro weroora anoushandisa kutenga mafuta emeso nemapush-up bras.

Kuona Sagittarius murudo, munhu anogona kusvika kumhedziso yokuti iye mukomana anoyevedza, akagadzirira kuita chero zvibayiro nekuda kwemufaro wemusanangurwa wake. Kuva akavimbika uye ane hanya nguva dzose. Pamusoro pazvo, zviri pachena kuti anopenga zverudo – anodzungaira, achinyemwerera sebenzi, achitarisa tarisa nemaziso emhuru uye achimbundirana nevanopfuura.

Seli ari kupenga zvekuti akatora Sagittarius murombo. Haazive, mukadzi ane rombo rakanaka, kuti kune munhuwo zvake anopenga uye anoda hukama hwemahara, anopenga murudo paavhareji kamwechete pasvondo uye ane anogara achishuvira manzwiro ega.

Iyi Dairy Bar Casanova inosangana neamnesia pakarepo pakuona gumbo rakakombama kana muromo unotapira. Anokanganwa kuti atova nemukadzi (zvichida masochist akaomesesa anomunamata semhuru yegoridhe) uye kanenge katatu tenzikadzi. Asi kutaura chokwadi haadi vakadzi zvachose.

Anoda kurara navo, asi anoda chimwe chinhu? Anogona kutaura kune vaanoshanda navo, avo vasingazombofungi nezvekuda chimwe chinhu kubva kwaari, kutsoropodza kana, zvakatoipisisa, kuda kubvisa marara.

katsi yegingerbread

Strzelze yakawanda inokora nezera. Chivi chechishanu chinouraya chinotsiva pavari nenzira yemafuta, wrinkles uye cellulite. Kunyoreswa kukiriniki yekuvhiya anoyevedza kana kumhanya marathon hakubatsire. Saka kumwe kunosvika makumi mashanu Strzelce kune vese vari vaviri

vamiririri vepabonde vanosunga corsets uye vanogara mairi kusvika pakuguma kwehupenyu hwavo.

Vakaveurwa uye vakatambanudzwa, vanochera zvipfeko zvevechiri kuyaruka, vachiedza kutevedzera vane makore makumi maviri. Mhedzisiro yacho inotyisa. Amai "Klava" Strzelec vanorova shamwari dzechikoro chemwanasikana wavo, uye baba vechiratidzo ichi vanobvisa muhoro wose weakawanda alimony.

Veronica Kowalkowska