Mhuka uye horoscope

Kropka yedu yechikadzi, muchinjikwa wakabudirira zvikuru, akaberekwa makore mashanu apfuura muchando chinotyisa paEvha Idzva Idzva uye ane maitiro echiratidzo cheCapricorn.

Iye akakomba, anotarisa, anochengetedza imba nehana, asingavimbi nevatorwa, anochengetedza (haafarire shanduko uye zvitsva), uye panguva imwechete anoshingaira: anomuka mangwanani uye anotarisa miganhu yesaiti yedu.

Kwete kuwedzera, inoratidza manzwiro mune mwero, sekunge yaingova hafu yekambani. Panguva imwecheteyo, ine yakananga, yakafanana neyakaratidzwa nevanhu vakaberekwa neZuva muCapricorn.

Kare, mutambi wetsiva Dushan aigara nesu kwemakore akati wandei - akaberekwa kutanga kwaApril, aine Zuva muAries, uye nechiratidzo chake aive mupenyu, asingafungi, akazvirangarira mumitambo kusvika pakufa kwake. Uye akapa mumitambo kuvanakomana vedu, avo panguva iyoyo vaiva pazera rinonyanya kutamba, uye mumakwikwi e "frisky madness" vakanga vari shure kwebhokisi.

Iyo miniature dachshund Meister akaberekwa muna Chikunguru, muchiratidzo cheCancer, uye akafanana neCancer: anohwanda neshungu munzvimbo dzakanyarara, dzinodziya uye dzinodziya, anofarira kugara mune dzimwe nzvimbo dzekuvanda, uye imba yake yaaida imotokari yakachengeteka. . Panguva imwe cheteyo, anodedera, anotarisira utano hwake, uye pasinei zvapo nezvaanodya, anobuda mumugwagwa nokungwarira zvikuru.

Apo imbwa dzeshamwari dzedu dzinouya kuzotishanyira, tinodzitarisa: Gaya - Rachitsa ... uye chaizvoizvo haasimudze musoro wake saizvozvo, nguva dzose nemhino yake pasi. Fela iAries… anofamba nekumhanya-mhanya, anodaidzira nemuviri wake wese kuti: “Zvese zvangu!”, uye pakufamba anoenda kwaanoda.

Saka zvinoita sekunge kutenderera kwezodhiac kunoshanda neimwe nzira kune imbwa zvakare. Zvemakatsi futi. Asi imwe horoscope inoshanda kune mhuka: kwete kuberekwa, asi kusvika kwemhuri.

Nokuti yakafanana nekuzvarwa kwechipiri kwemhuka: kuberekwa kwevanhu, munyika yevanhu uye chete mumhuri, imbwa inowana unhu hwayo, mweya wayo. Naizvozvo, patinodzidza zviitiko muhupenyu hwembwa kana katsi, zviitiko apo mhuka inovaraidza yakaita chimwe chinhu chakakosha, zvakakosha kutora sehwaro horoscope yekupinda kwayo muchikumbaridzo chemhuri. Nekuti chete mune iyi horoscope munhu anogona kuona basa iro mhuka inoita muhupenyu hwedu hwevanhu.

Pane chimwe chiitiko chinoshamisa: pano mhuka dzinokwana mumitambo yenyeredzi yevaridzi vadzo. Chimwe chinhu chinoitika kwavari apo mapuraneti anofambisa hotspots muzvinyorwa zvevaridzi vadzo.

Kunyanya kana pane hukama hwakasimba pakati pemuridzi nemhuka, apo mhuka inoreva zvakawanda kumunhu. Pandakave nekuchinja kwakapinza kwemapuraneti muhoroscope yangu, ayo (maererano nemitemo yekuongorora nyeredzi) akandiendesa kunze kwenyika kune dzimwe nzendo, katsi yangu yaidiwa Pazuza ndiye akatanga kubuda mumba. Uye akanyangarika kwemazuva mazhinji, achidzungaira pane imwe nzvimbo munzira dzake dzekuvhima.

Izvo zvinoitikawo kuti kana hurongwa hwemapuraneti hunotyisa huchirwisa muenzi, mhedzisiro yavo inoburitswa pamhuka. Zvaiita sokuti mhuka yacho yakanga ichitora pfungwa inoparadza yePluto yakaipa, Mars kana Saturn.

Ndinoziva nezvenyaya dzakati wandei dzakanyorwa seizvi. Rimwe zuva, apo pesvedzero ye "mhondi" yakanga ichipfuura nemuchati yangu yekubereka, katsi yakafa zvinoshamisa. Kare kare, panguva yekugara kwenguva refu muBieszczady, nehurongwa hunotyisa hwemapuraneti (muhoroscope yangu), simba rezvakaipa rakarova imbwa dzangu panguva iyoyo, iyo vavhimi vaida kupfura. Takatozovhara mhuka nemazamu.

Shamwari yakaonekwa kuti yaiva nechirwere chakakomba. Zvisinei, kunyatsoongorora kwakaratidza kuti kwakanga kusina chirwere, asi imbwa yake yakafa mukati memazuva mashomanana pakati pekuedzwa nemugumisiro. Kare, aive akagwinya, hapana chaifanomirira kuenda kwake. Akafa nechirwere chembwa, asi zvinoshamisa zvakafanana neanonzi muridzi. Mufungo chete: mhuka yakagamuchira chirwere chemukadzikadzi.

Zvinogoneka kuti kufa kwakawanda kwaunoona mune yedu horoscope hakusi nezvedu, asi nezve imbwa dzedu, katsi, hamsters, guinea pigs…